In honor of the Kentucky Derby, I decided to give the Mets – past and present – horse names. Some are humorous, some are descriptive, and some are critical. I know I missed some. If you have suggestions, let’s hear them.
PRESENT METS
Matt Harvey: “Nasty Stuff’’
Jon Niese: “Lefty Heat’’
Zack Wheeler: “Promises, Promises’’
Ike Davis: “Hole In Bat”
Daniel Murphy: “Taking To Second’’
David Wright: “In The Clutch’’
Lucas Duda: “Strong As Onions’’
Jordany Valdespin: “Has A Knack’’
Terry Collins: “Dealing With Few Pieces’’
Sandy Alderson: “GM Seeking Bullpen’’
Ruben Tejada: “Big Shoes To Fill’’
John Buck: “More Than A Throw-in’’
Bobby Parnell: “Getting His Chance’’
Scott Rice: “Perseverance Rewarded’’
Johan Santana: “Sad Ending’’
Frank Francisco: “Is He Still Around?’’
The Wilpons: “Write That Check’’
IN THE BOOTH
Gary Cohen: “Outta Here’’
Ralph Kiner: “A Treasure’’
Lindsey Nelson: “Where Did He Get That Coat?’’
Bob Murphy: “They Won The Damn Thing’’
Kevin Burkhardt: “Where’s Waldo? Where’s Kevin?’’
Howie Rose: “Close The Books’’
Josh Lewin: “The New Kid’’
Ed Coleman: “How Often Can You Ask About The Bullpen?’’
PAST METS
Tom Seaver: “Best Met Ever’’
Jerry Koosman: “Underrated Greatness’’
Jon Matlack: “Linked To Roberto”
Darryl Strawberry: “What Could Have Been’’
Keith Hernandez: “Retire His Number’’
Gary Carter: “A Missing Piece’’
Dwight Gooden: “Left Us Wanting’’
Lenny Dykstra: “Out of Control”
Wally Backman: “Future Boss”
Nolan Ryan: “Didn’t Do It Here”
Jim Fregosi: “Trivia Question Answer”
Gil Hodges: “Commanded Respect’’
Davey Johnson: “Riverboat Gambler’’
Casey Stengel: “A Way With Words’’
Bobby Valentine: “Always On Stage’’
Willie Randolph: “Midnight Massacre’’
Frank Cashen: “The Architect”
Joan Payson: “Mom Met”
Jane Jarvis: “Shea Soundtrack”
Karl Ehrhardt: “A Fixture”
Omar Minaya: “Could Write A Check”
Ed Kranepool: “Early Era Good Guy’’
Jerry Grote: “Last Defense’’
Bud Harrelson: “Picked A Rose’’
Jose Reyes: “My Aching Hammy’’
Carlos Beltran: “Not Appreciated’’
Oliver Perez: “Omar’s Folly’’
Bobby Bonilla: “Bronx Tour Guide”
Mo Vaughn: “What Were They Thinking?”
Ron Darling: “Sharp Stuff, Sharp Analysis’’
John Franco: “Shut The Door’’
Tug McGraw: “Turned A Phrase’’
Ron Swoboda: “Headlong Dive’’
Tommie Agee: “Gap Runner’’
Cleon Jones: “Catches The Last Out’’
Rusty Staub: “The Gourmet’’
Mike Piazza: “Historic Blast’’
Donn Clendenon: “Had October Magic”
Rey Ordonez: “Magic Leather’’
Robin Ventura: “The Grand Single’’
Al Leiter: “Politician In The Making’’
Edgardo Alfonzo: “Second To None’’
Armando Benitez: “Please, Not Him’’
Jose Lima: “It Was Never Time”
Pedro Martinez: “The Diva”
Mike Pelfrey: “Licking Fingers”
Carlos Delgado: “Clubhouse Lawyer”
Tom Glavine: “Not Devastated”
R.A. Dickey: “One Good Year”
Willie Mays: “Ended It At Home”
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